Yep. UFC and the art of Poker have collided.

We could all see this coming, though. With the influx of other athletes from other sports invading and joining the ranks of the MMA world making headlines, why not have the face of world class MMA, namely the UFC, enter and invade a sport of their own? And what sport is more intense, more blood thirsty, than…..

…poker?

Ah well, it’s another excuse to be manly. And it’s way better than the XFL ever managed to be. And you know, the chance to kill time honing your craft and at the same time feel like there’s just that possibility, just that chance you’ll either score some free tickets or take all of Forest Griffin’s chips, then buddy you got yourself a pretty sweet game.

 But, my love for half nekkid muscly dudes hitting each other in the face aside, some punk won the WSOP.

Wait….wait I’m hating at the moment…..one sec.

K, so anyway, Joe Cada, a TWENTY ONE year old won $8,547,042 worth of dough.

That’s eight million, five hundred and forty seven thousand dollars more than I have in my bank account. And that’s why I’m considering starting a new blog entitled Joe Cada, Suck On My Nuts.

Gonna have to run this through the rest of the folks here but I’m pretty certain I can win them over with some beers. From what I’ve gathered, he’s dreamed of winning the tournament since he saw it on Nickelodeon six weeks ago and thought it would just be the tops.

Twenty one. Seriously.

When I was 21 I out drank my Irish friend, the one and only time I have ever done so, and three months later woke up in a different country with a pretty hot girlfriend. Not bad. Did I win over eight million dollars? No. Does it still burn when I pee? Maybe.

Any way, good for him. But what he doesn’t know is that not only am I becoming the best poker player EVER, through the UFC game thingy, but I am also pumping iron between hands because just being a in a UFC poker room fucking pumps me up.

Send me some blog ideas, Asian porn or stupid card tricks at

jonathan at shlinklincolnsports dot com

and I will use those words to judge you.

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